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SP DONS

OUR TEAM

Here at SP Dons, everybody strives to do our very best. Together, we work hard and play hard.

 

It may be a waste for us to invest in players who then leave, but it is worse if we don't invest in players and they stay.

Asian Doctor

HEDGER

26/04 - 29/12

We are looking for a hedging specialist to fill a vacancy.
Are gilts and swaps the same?

From:

SGD 9,999

Soccer Jump

STRIKER

01/01 - 29/12

If you think you can score goals, try scoring without the help of teammates.

From:

£24,410

Red Card

REFEREE

29/11 - 12/06

No blood no foul.

Unless they have the ball.

Sign up here.

From:

£99,000

Mexican Feast

DIETICIAN

24 June 2024

Can you stop us from eating unhealthy food?

Good luck trying.

From:

£12,000

Kids Playing Soccer

JUNIOR DIV.

March 2024 -

Think you've got what it takes to be the next SP Dons superstar? Ages 1+

From:

£3.49

Asian Landscape

AWAY TEAM

2024 - 2025

As they say, when there is a will, there is away. Except we don't have enough players.

From:

¥12million

Sketching Artist

ARTIST

2024 - 2025

We just need someone who knows how to draw pictures of an owl and a hedgehog.

From:

£ Exposure

Investment Chart

ANALYST

2024 - 2025

Why bother playing football when you could be looking at charts? It's fun, trust me.

From:

Timesheet

Web Graphics

WEB DESIGN

2024 - 2025

Does anybody know how to update this website? Sense of humour highly preferred.

From:

Paypal

Chef at Work

CHEFS

2024 -2025

We are hiring 2 chefs who are willing to travel on tour with us when we play abroad.

From:

£44,000

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